so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Randomize
