You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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