D3 body, D1 cock
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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