Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
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