so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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