If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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