Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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