Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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