Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
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