i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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