why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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