that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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