: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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