How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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