idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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