Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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