I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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