OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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