im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
my poor anus
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I party with great urgency now.
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