Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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