Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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