Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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