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  • Not so much what he said, moreso that h screamed it at the top of his lungs, I was there. He then proceeded to sing 'soul shaker soul shaker' and got up and started dancing. Good times.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 8:55am
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  • hell yeah, p-town baby

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 4:39pm
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  • hahahahahahahahahahahahaha thats hilariuos

    Submitted by allymcclr on Apr 26, 10 at 9:04pm
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  • I swear i was drinking water and snorted it all out of my nose after i read that. I might need a new phone. Cheers buddy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:40am
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  • sure is, more than vegas!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 1:31am
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  • I dnt give a shit if this is fake this shit is fucking classic. God I swear I would have pissed my fucking pants hahhahahahahhahahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 10:59pm
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  • 12:41, it is. Breweries, too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 3:51pm
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  • thats just silly, everyone knows strippers don't have souls

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 9:06am
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  • Yeah, the hater post about this being fake is a duchebag. He's the guy at the party always trying to convince everyone that we didn't land on the moon or some retarded shit. Get a life topper, this is classic pdx ftw.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:42am
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  • Hillarious, so yelling it out!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:06am
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  • reppin that 5oh3 and na sev1

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 11:32pm
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  • Whats ur name who posted this? Maybe I know u!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 6:34am
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  • Things like this make me proud to be an oregonian!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:35am
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  • that is fucking greay dude keep up the good work

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:16pm
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  • Hahahahaha Damn, THAT is how you do the 503!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 9:07pm
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  • Damnit I need friends like this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 6:50pm
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  • omg i cant stop laughing at this

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 5:40pm
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  • Is that per capita shit true??

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 12:41am
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  • yeah that per capita shit is true, Portland (503) has the most strip clubs per capita in the US

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 5:51am
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  • hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, if i could shake your hand i would

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:25am
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  • One time I was at jiggles and Shaq came in. Sat for 5 minutes. Then threw like 100 20's. True story. He jumped into his caddy and left in a snap. Someone said he was going to all of the Portland strip clubs to Did the best. Whatever you do people. Never go to one called Sugar Shack. It gorrible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 1:24pm
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  • you just turned my shitty day into the funniest day. thanks!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 6:47pm
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  • This makes me smile every time I see it! SO FUNNY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 12:12am
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  • yay for the most strip clubs per capita in America, all in the City of Roses.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 11:26pm
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  • hahaha oh the things that happen in jiggles...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 6:42pm
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  • God, I love living in Portland! I've been here for 9 years & that's funnier than anything I've overheard in my strip club adventures.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:43pm
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  • Only in the strip club Capitol of the us wohoo Portland!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 12:24am
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  • Please tell me that was at safari on Powell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 8:19pm
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  • did her soul look like a vag?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:46pm
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  • Oh I hope that wasn't jiggles. big ups to pdx though! wish I'd happened to be there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 10:28pm
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  • i <3 portland hahaha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 6:50pm
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  • I CAN SEE YOUR SOUL FROM HERE! keep up the good work man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 12:22am
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  • Hah, I'd love to know where this was.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 11:48pm
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  • I'm so in love with whomever said that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 1:52am
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  • PDX for the fucking win. Can we clandestinely put this on the "Made in Oregon" billboard?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 9:34pm
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  • this story is definitely in the book i hope they serve beer in hell....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:51am
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  • Jesus that's fucking hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 4:02am
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  • Gotta love being born and raised in Portland :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 8:18pm
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  • I know who posted this, it's pieces of several of their phony stories they tell, all mashed together. Funny how this magically appeared on this site right after I told them about it. Fake and lame!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:42am
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  • 9:07 - it was actually 917 that did it

    Submitted by austinonymouss on Jul 7, 10 at 2:33pm
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  • ha. I wanna be friends with you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 12:44pm
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  • This is the best one yet!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 7:24pm
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  • my buddy ben says that shit all the time. None of the strip clubs ive worked at here in portland would cut you off for saying that though lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 4:35pm
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  • Now, if you didn't have to be 21 to gamble...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:42am
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  • I have re-read this like 4 times and it still makes me laugh randomly throughout my day. Way to be p-town. Way to be.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:44pm
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  • This was very funny. Im just sayin (:

    Submitted by Mynameisteddy on Jun 14, 10 at 10:58pm
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  • Were you at McFaddens by chance?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:44am
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  • 971**

    Submitted by austinonymouss on Jul 7, 10 at 2:35pm
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  • LOL Reminds me of my bachelor party.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:07pm
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  • That was you!!!!? Holy crap! I was there!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 1:38am
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  • that is fan-fucking-tastic

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 8:19pm
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  • Oh lord I wish I had been there!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 5:06pm
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  • Lmfao this is amazing

    Submitted by breezy266 on Mar 12, 10 at 9:11am
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  • this site makes you realize theres idiots just like you everywhere

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 12:35am
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  • Been awhile since I read a TFLN this funny. #winning

    Submitted by FORR on May 12, 11 at 12:14pm
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  • Hahaha best ive seen in a while! :)

    Submitted by austinonymouss on Jul 3, 10 at 1:33am
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  • Absolutely. What you said. Every time I read it back I just start laughing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:10am
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  • Yeah what is your name?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 6:33am
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