Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
i've created a new STD.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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