Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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