We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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