who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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