Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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