How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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