I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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