This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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