if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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