I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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