ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Randomize
