Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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