Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Randomize
