omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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