Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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