Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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