So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I just blew my weed a kiss
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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