Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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