he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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