that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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