Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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