Porn is love you can see.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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