i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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