Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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