it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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