Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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