i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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