Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I won't apologize to a one balled man
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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