Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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