How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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