Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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