I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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