Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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