I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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