Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Fuck appropriateness.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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