but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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